Little Mr Poonlop's Seventh Holiday by J.D. Lowe - Free

When Little Mr Poonlop decided it was time he had a holiday it all seemed so simple … But it wasn’t … First we had to decide how many holidays he’d been on before ~ and that was before he started looking at the brochures and visiting travel agents, which only confused him. Eventually, in a rather odd way, he got somewhere. Where? That would be telling. See if you can guess from this excerpt … On the river bank Mr. Poonlop could see many people walking along holding hands. A young man on a bridge showed Mr Poonlop a box of hands and asked him if he'd like to buy one to hold. Mr Poonlop said 'no, thank you.' He told me he thought that was a very sick joke, so I crossed it out. Not very helpful was it? You'll just have to read the book.